First of all: Yes. This is english. It won`t change. No matter for how long you anxiously keep staring at your screen. That`s partly because the following content is copy/pasted from an actual IM discussion I had been having with a friend of mine, which happend to be in english. Mainly however, I was too lazy to translate all the cocking about into a propper language. So to summ this up: The following is a critical and more or less political correct discussion on how rediculous various products of Apple are and why you should - or should not buy them. Have fun with it and feel free to start angry flame wars with me in the comments or on twitter...you may even use your "i" devices to do so ;)
Her: woot!
Her: might be getting iphone 4
Her: :D
Me: dont like iphone 4 ^^
Me: that stupid antenna bug...
Her: lol
Her: a bumper solves the problem
Me: yeah well when I pay that much money for a product I dont want to be reliant on some bumper to make it actually work
Her: that's what i thought
Her: but when i put my options on the table
Her: only the iPhone 4 stands out
Her: other suggestions please?
Me: theres the one from sony ericsson
Me: thats quite cool
Me: dont know its name though ^^
Her: xperia?
Me: yup think so
Me: not sure^^
Her: sony ericsson lost out in the rat race
Her: lol
Me: well the iphone`s features are quite awesome i must say
Me: however apple are really good in making money from everything you do with it
Me: you should keep that in mind ;)
Her: you are a Mac user
Her: i can listen to you
Her: lol
Me: where am I a mac user ? ^^
Her: as for SonyE, don't get it wrong, i used to be a hardcore SE supporter
Me: The only apple thing i have is an ipod :D
Her: but they just fell apart
Her: :x
Her: i thought you're using a Mac desktop?
Me: nooo my boss has 2 iMacs in his office i use for making gfx ^^
Her: i see
Her: booo
Me: heres another thing about the awesome apples...
Me: how can you possibly design a notebook that does not have a standard VGA port?
Me: you just cant hook it up with the beamers at uni
Me: its rediculous
Me: you actually need to buy an adapter...which of course you only get from apple
Her: i know
Me: thats just something apple does every single fucking time ^^
Her: and you need iTunes for every single shit
Me: exactly
Me: then you need the app store...and then you only get light versions of the app for free and upgrade to the full one...so you pay again..bla
Me: its like apple throws you a bown every single day...just big enough for you to survive the night...but the next day you want MOOOORE :D
Her: My Bro, an android user
Her: just diverted me to apple
Her: SIGH
Me: well yeah...as i said. the features are great
Me: and i love what my ipod can do
Me: but the big picture is just....uurgh
Her: it's apple
Her: damnit
Her: lol
Me: so?
Me: it has a freaking APPLE as logo
Her: YEAH
Me: And its even bitten into already...
Me: thats not very...wooowzy
Her: and it caused a craze over the entire globe
Her: wtf
Her: you can buy an "apple" made in china
Her: the apple glows in rainbow colors
Her: how impressive is that
Her: XD
Me: haha
Me: awesome ^^
Me: im just a bit sorry for all those apple hippies who only see "ohh. my. god..apple is sooooo cool"... but dont realize that what they buy for twice the money is actually not that much better - and in many cases even worse than a standard pc / phone
Me: like the iPad...in my eyes one of the most useless inventions of man kind :D
Her: but it is cool
Her: for recreational reasons
Me: no its not
Her: lol
Me: its rediculous
Her: LOL
Her: i see your point
Me: every dude i saw running around with an iPad looked totally stupid with it
Me: cauz it doesnt come with one of those holding thingis with which you can actually PUT them on to a table
Her: YES
Me: that - you have to buy extra
Her: i know
Her: ergonomics
Her: XD
Me: sooo those pillocks have to hold them in ONE hand while anxiously trying to type an email on the touchscreen with the other one
Her: LOL
Me: so firstly: everybody else sees what you`re typing
Her: yes
Me: secondly: it hurts your hands
Her: HAHAHAH
Her: damn
Me: and you CANT EVEN FUCKING WRITE ONE EMAIL cauz that crappy piece of equipment keeps wobbeling about in your ONE HAND
Me: its STUPID :D
Her: you made a point already
Her: HAHAHAHA
Her: XD
Me: and you know the worst thing? IT COSTS LIKE doooozens of Euros
Me: you could buy hundreds of newspapers for the same price
Me: and those actually work with one hand
Me: and they dont even need wifi for you to read them!
Me: ...
Her: HAHHAHA
Her: XD
Me: but its true isnt it?
Me: ipads are just stupid things
Her: my bro got one for christmas
Me: they make everybody using them look like they belong to the first people on earth
Her: i hate holding it to be hoenst
Her: lol
Me: see ^^
Me: cauz its rather heavy as well
Her: yes lah yes lah
Her: yes
Me: theres this one girl at uni
Me: she is very prowd of her iPad
Me: she actually came up with a brilliant solution to the holding problem
Me: she keeps laying it flat on her table
Me: doesnt work though
Her: and?
Her: she has to tilt to an uncomfortable position to use it
Her: XD
Me: the light from the cieling reflects on the shiny display so she keeps boobing about with her head so she can read one line after the other
Me: and she has to bow over quite a lot cauz well...its like a 90 degree angle for her to read
Me: ITS JUST A CRAPPY THING
Her: HAHAHHA
Me: every one of those digital picture display thingis is more intelligent than the ipad
Me: and i bet the iPad2 will only have one really new thing...an integrated holding device
Me: and EVERYONE of those idiots will pay the several hundred bucks to have it
Her: lol i rike you doing that
Her: continue
Her: XD
Me: funny. thats what my girlfriend yoused to say. but possibly in a different occasion :D
Her: noooooo
Me: yoused = used ... though ^^
Her: pro engrish
Her: :D
Me: yeah ^^
Her: iphone 4 supports qwertz
Her: :D
Me: ^^
Me: wow now thats a convincing feature for me to pay twice as much :D
Me: because we - homo sapiens, who actually flys to the moon, can not cope with a keyboard that comes with qwerty
Me: :D
Her: lol
Her: XD
Her: you made me choke on that one
Me: ^^
Her: so
Her: yes or no iphone?
Her: hmmmmmmmm
Her: :x
Me: features are cool - but youll need dozens of extras to actually make them work ^^
Me: my ipod didnt even come with a loading device
Me: so i have to turn on a computer to hook up with my ipod in order to just LOAD IT WITH FUCKING ELECTRICITY!!
Me: they have apps for shaving your balls but i have to turn on an other device just to make that one work?
Me: thats what fun youll be having when you buy an iphone :D
Her: sigh
Her: and the samsung galaxy s is slightly disappointing
Me: dont know that
Me: im still using my old soneE K800i :D
Me: but i see the point of having one of those fancy 2.0 smart phones cauz what i found really hard was to actually ask a shop person for the price of this jeans instead of looking it up in an app ...-.-
Her: really?
Her: did you have that?
Me: have what
Her: did you get that from somebody?
Her: lol
Me: get what :D
Her: someone actually asked you to look up an app?
Her: lol
Me: no silly i made that up
Me: but i bet there is that app :D
Her: lolllll
Her: i fell for it
Her: :x
Me: should have used your sarcasm sign app
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